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Why You Should Always Squad Up in PUBG (And How Not to Screw It Up)
It's 2:37 AM, my third energy drink's wearing off, and I just got team-killed by a rando who mistook my pan for an enemy. Again. Which brings me to the hill I'll die on (virtually, at least): you should never solo queue in PUBG. Here's why squads dominate, backed by cold hard stats from SteamDB and my 1,800 hours of questionable life choices.

The Math Doesn't Lie
PUBG's solo vs. squad win rates look like this:
Mode | Avg. Win Rate | Top 10% Player Win Rate |
Solo | 4.2% | 11.7% |
Squad (coordinated) | 18.6% | 34.9% |
That's not margin of error - that's four times better odds when you've got competent teammates covering angles.
The Human Factor
Three psychological reasons squads work better:
- Error correction: When you whiff a shot, Tim can clean up your mess
- Intel multiplier: Four sets of eyes see 310° more than one pair
- Morale boost: Getting third-partied hurts less when someone's screaming obscenities with you
How Real Squads Communicate
Compare these callouts:
Bad squad: "Uh... guy over there maybe?"
Pro squad: "Two pushing northwest rock from 285, one's cracked, reloading behind pine tree"
The difference? About 2.3 seconds and your entire survival odds.
The Gear Advantage
With four people looting:
- 38% faster full-kit completion (PUBG Corp internal data)
- Shared meds mean someone always has that crucial first aid
- Specialized loadouts (one DMR user, one sniper, etc.)
Last week my squad won with three people using pistols because we pooled ammo for our one decent rifle. Try that solo.
When Squads Go Wrong
Not all teams are created equal. The hierarchy of PUBG teammates:
- The Human UAV (calls everything before it happens)
- The Pack Mule (carries extra ammo you'll "borrow" later)
- The Distraction (somehow always getting shot first)
- That Guy Who Drops School Alone Then Disconnects
If you're stuck with type #4, well... maybe go make coffee while you respawn.
Building Your A-Team
From the official PUBG Tactical Handbook (page 47):
Role | Ideal Player | Red Flags |
Scout | High ground addict | "I don't use scopes" |
Anchor | Patient defensive player | Constantly reloading |
My personal rule? If they can't describe the Erangel gas station layout from memory, they're probably dead weight.
The Dark Side of Squads
Yeah, there are downsides:
- More noise = easier to get spotted
- Shared loot means someone's always stealing your 8x scope
- That one guy who won't shut up about his chicken dinner from 2018
But here's the thing - even bad squads create chaos that solos can't handle. Two days ago I watched three drunk Russians bum-rush a solo player who had perfect positioning. They all died, but he got so distracted laughing at their voice chat that I headshot him while he was looting their boxes.
The coffee's gone cold now, and my duo partner's snoring in Discord. But tomorrow? We're dropping Pochinki with the same four-stack we've run since 2019. Because at the end of the day, PUBG's a game about surviving together - even if "together" means listening to Dave complain about his ex while you revive him for the seventh time.
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